DOJ - Jury Duty

You mother fk'in cheap bastards. You summon me to jury duty, of which step one is fill out this paper and send it back to us. Here's a self addressed supply the fucking stamp. Not bad enough all the aggravation and cost involved in performing my "duty", your gonna suck some real fucking "money" out of me as well. Don't get me wrong, I CAN AFFORD A WHOLE BOX OF FUCKING cheap fucking assholes. Go fuck yourself Judge Wapner....I'll be there so you can't throw my ass in jail you cheap pricks....and you patriotic political type nay-sayers can kiss my left nut.

Sincerely, Normal 98.5% of the Time...NOT this Time —LMH DOJ

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