Drunk coked out bar types pretending to be happy drinking their lives away with inflated scenester egos, hipster beards playing in shitty hipster bands, "lifestyle" drinking, shitty wages/jobs, etc.
Most importantly, purple/red/green pants - they suck, have always sucked, and will always suck.
Lets get over ourselves and grow the fuck up. We have to potential to be AWESOME. So why only pretend? It's a great city. Lets make it greater.