But you are one. I apologized after my dog shit near a shrub in your yard. So what? So you caught me picking up my dogs shit in your yard.I even tried to explain I just adopted him and am still training him, and it won't happen again. But Nooo....thats not good enough for you, you're a delicate genius that can't even handle the idea of it. I have him on a leash yes of course, but I can't dictate his bowel movements. Who are you to expect no dogs to shit in your yard? The king of England? —More like go fuck yourself