The gym may be swanky, but the people still suck

To whomever stole my incredibly plain boots from downtown's fanciest new workout hub, you are actively a horrible person. I'm angry out of principle, but also because I have big feet and it's really hard to find footwear that fits. You suck. Enjoy the persistent athlete's foot. —Please Just Return the Boots!

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