The Douche of Nantucket

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There once was a Douche on Nantucket
Who knew not what he said, there's no doubting it
Sir the Lady in minivan, was breaking the law
Exiting an enter only lane, was the first flaw
She was supposed to turn right, Instead she decided to take flight
Up Nantucket through a red, where she could have killed someone dead
I tried to stop her, as I also was walking
Across the street, to get to the parking
Lot of Dollarama and Shoppers
You butt in Mr. Nantucket,
Your opinion was not wanted
We yelled at each other, told you to mind your own butter
What a douche, The Douche of Nantucket you are.
-She Was Breaking the Law Twofold


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