Toxic mystery meat

I always think I like donairs until the day after. Sure they are tasty but, like, I would really love to know what the fuck is in this meat. Don't you dare say it is just beef and spices. Beef and spices have never turned my butthole into a hot atomic weapon before. An hour after eating this shit you are burping up rancid stank and then look out the gutrot sets in. The next day, you will give birth to a Buick in the toilet and have beef sweats for days after. WTF is in the mystery meat? -Skidmarxist

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