It's a long shot that the delivery guy who made my day is going to read this, but the exercise is fun so here it goes. You come to the loading bay of the company I work for, throw the dozen or so parcels on the ramp of the loading dock and, after I throw down a couple of pallets you ask "Aren't you going to help me?"
Help you what? Do your job? Are you going to share your salary with me? Are you going to help me receive and distribute the garbage you just delivered? Then you say "Well, the other guy helps me." Good for him. That's his choice; not your entitlement. Getting pissy and throwing around the cartons after I explained my version of job-sharing—you unload them, I'll sign for them—was just the foam on the beer. You may be forcing Canada Post out of business, it doesn't give you license to cop a CUPW attitude. Thank you. Come again. -The Nice Guy