I Want to Breathe Through My Nose in Public

To the nasty, horrible, ghastly, dyed-red creature who regularly shops in Spryfield: You smell like 1,000 sewers. You obviously know this, as you've claimed to be offended by the Halls that service people pop in self-defense while suffering your presence. Often in the company of an older woman, your mother (a jackal?) or a social worker, in need of a career change, STAT, you smell like ass, and should remove yourself from public notice immediately. if this is some kind of social experiment, the public should be compensated for our forbearance. Take a bath! -A Long-Suffering Nose-Breather

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