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Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Get It Together Girl

Posted on Tue, May 20, 2014 at 10:57 AM

Yes, you are hot and drunk and the party queen of Halifax—we get it already. I'll let you in on a secret...a bag of Doritos is not a fashion accessory and fishnets are fucking gross. You say you dress like a teenager? Well, you look like a shitty prostitute and you're almost 30. Following around a bunch of skate bros, doing coke and not making eye contact with anyone doesn't make you a cool person. You are a mean girl and you look like shit. Grow up. -Uggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh

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