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Friday, May 30, 2014

Anal Anyone?

Posted on Fri, May 30, 2014 at 3:41 PM

Dear Pretty Boy Driving Your Pretty-Boy Car On the Circ Yesterday:

You have a beautiful car. It goes vroom-vroom. I get it. I really and truly do. However, I prefer to keep my anal inspections off the road and between the sheets. Next time you want to go that deep, be sure to buy me a drink first. -stilllovemypieceofshitdodgebecauseitgoesvroomvroomtoo

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