I cannot call you a lazy useless jackass because that's an insult to lazy useless jackasses everywhere. How low do you have to be to lie about being in violent amounts of pain or having a death in the family to manipulate somebody to drop everything to cover for you? I'm not the only one who has caught on btw. Good luck getting your shifts covered in the future, you've pretty much burnt your last bridge. I was it. -Angry Co-worker