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Thursday, August 28, 2014

Hit me with a flower

Posted on Thu, Aug 28, 2014 at 4:00 AM

You are the very definition of a pretentious idiot. You go to NSCAD; you refuse to shave your armpits; you throw ‘isms around like they're going extinct. The worst part is how “unique” and “anti-conformist” you think you are being. It's been done a million times before you. There is nothing particularly special about your “rebellion.” Not only that, it's been done better. You are free to reject society all you want. You are free to think of yourself as a morally superior free spirit. You are even free to think that looking like you crawled out of a sewer-rat’s ass somehow makes you a warrior for social justice. But the rest of us are just as free to roll our eyes, yawn and wait patiently for you to shut up so we can induce vomit and eject the bullshit you are cramming down our throats. You are the worst type of person. —It's not us. It's you

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