Hey butthole! You stole my fiancé's Sirius radio out of his car. He drives here 5 hours to see me whenever he can, and now he'll have to drive 5 hours without music because of your greedy sticky fingers.

Ps. You're an even bigger idiot because:

#1. You ripped the cable instead of unplugging it. You need that cable for the radio to even work.

#2. He had 2 GPS systems in his car that you missed.

#3. You also missed the very expensive Oackley sunglasses.

Needless to say, all of that is now in safe keeping. Which means it's not in the car. I guess it was his fault for leaving it there in the first place... But you're a giant turd for thinking you could just have it. Losers. —Siriusly Pissed