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Thursday, September 25, 2014

I'll just get a cat

Posted on Thu, Sep 25, 2014 at 4:00 AM

To all the guys I've dated and got either fed up with or board of; thanks for the cuddles and the resounding disappointment. To the guy who will finally steal my heart (and have the common sense to hold onto it); hurry the fuck up. I'm tired of waiting and buying a dozen cats is starting to sound pretty good right about now. —Future spinster

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