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Friday, September 26, 2014

Dear Retailers:

Posted on Fri, Sep 26, 2014 at 4:00 AM

For the love of all that is sacred, please stop advertising your Christmas crap in September. Including the post-holiday advertisements in January this equals four months of being bombarded with tinsel, trees and toys and all the trimmings. FOUR MONTHS! All other holidays come with a few WEEKS of ads and merch being shoved down our throats, but four fucking MONTHS? This may come as a shock to all you freaking cash-hound companies and corporations but consumers are more than aware that Christmas is coming and we WILL be shopping with or without the constant counterproductive four month long harrassment campaign. —Shove your jeezly jingle bells where the sun don't shine.

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