Love the Way We Bitch

Archives | RSS

Angry? Mad as hell and you can't take it anymore? Get something off your chest and it could be published online and/or in print. Bitches are anonymous and may be edited for length, grammar, spelling and our lenient standards of propriety.

Submit a Bitch

Thursday, October 23, 2014

I just need to FART

Posted on Thu, Oct 23, 2014 at 4:00 AM

You know when you feel all gassy and you just know a good fart would make that constipated feeling go away AND YOU CAN'T FUCKIN FART? It's terrible. ALL I WANT TO DO IS FART. FOR FUCK SAKE, JUST LET ME BLOW ONE OUT MY HOLE ALREADY!!!! —Fartless in Halifax

Support The Coast

At a time when the city needs local coverage more than ever, we’re asking for your help to support independent journalism. We are committed as always to providing free access to readers, particularly as we confront the impact of COVID-19 in Halifax and beyond.

Read more about the work we do here, or consider making a donation. Thank you for your support!

Comments (10)

Add a comment

Add a Comment

Get more Halifax

Our Thursday email gets you caught up with The Coast. Sign up and go deep on Halifax.