I have to hand it to you: you looked the part. Your driving cap was sitting on your head just so, your beard was freshly clipped. Even if you weren't in an El Camino, you would have projected the perfect image of a Driving Guy.
I would have never questioned your authenticity if you hadn't changed lanes in the Armdale Rotary and almost side-swiped me. If you're reading this, I have some advice that I can't imagine you've ever been given: try harder. —Malibu Man