You came into my store and bought something and I served you at the cash. You looked familiar and then I realized who you were. You were a chick who rejected me on Match.com. I wrote you a thoughtful message, took the effort to mention something on your profile that had nothing to do with your looks...days later I saw "read at X time on X date" and "she viewed your profile" along with a notification that you were online still searching...but no reply. Turned down flat.
Now I see you and compare you in-person to the photos:
1)You're actually a lot chubbier
2)Your face is full of pimples and freckles
3)Nice darkles circles under your eyes....really hot lol
4)You have a deep voice
5)You have constant bitch face out in public
And YOU rejected ME? LOL I'm actually better looking than you are. You made me that more relieved that we didn't meet. I would have been so disappointed. —Mr Rejected but fucking relieved