Dear politicians and those who would be: This is what an apology looks like:
"I'M SORRY. I FUCKED UP"
Not, "I'm sorry you took it the wrong way." Not "I'm sorry but I had low blood sugar, the flu, the curse, bleeding piles, the vapours, the horribles or galloping bollockitis." Not "I'm sorry but I was sleep deprived" Not "I'm sorry, but Lisa was waterboarding me with white wine coolers at the cash bar"
Just a simple , bare bones "I'm sorry. I fucked up" Until you master this simple yet seemingly unattainable skill you have no right to ever utter the phrase "Politics as usual" FUCKING NONE! —Ural Thesame