To the person who stole my water bottle off a park bench on the Mainland North Linear Parkway: I don't care about the $5 water bottle you took. I cared about the gatorade in that bottle which I needed to keep myself hydrated during a grueling interval workout. Thanks to you, I had to complete a 90 minute workout with a dry, sore throat. Naive me didn't bother hiding the bottle because I figured anyone who saw it would assume it belonged to one of the many runners on trail and was still being used (considering it was full when you stole it.) —Cranky, sweaty runner