Dear person who stole my bike,


Hello people of Halifax. I hope you are having a great day, unless you are the person who stole my bike last night. Let's back it up actually. Not only did you steal my bike, but you actually went to the trouble of removing the pole that was firmly in the ground so you could steal the bike. Did you take the nice time to scope it out and see I had not been on it in a few days? To my horrible fault I have anxiety and did not want to be on the road when I felt worked up. A true crime of course. Thank you for considering that my roommates did not want a bike in the apartment and I had nowhere else to put it. And thank you for being so nice and assuming that a bike locked to a pole was yours to take. I mean, duh, we all learned that motto at one point or another. Sadly I am a good person so I won't wish that karma takes its hands out on you. At the same time I would not be sad if it did. Thanks for being a quality HRM citizen. —I hate people


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