Counting down the days till Christmas

THAT'S IT. I'M DONE. I have had it with this fucking hot weather, bring on the fucking snow. Yeah, I lived here last winter, and yeah, it was so cold I got frost bite every time I stepped outside. But guess what? At least when it's –40 outside, I'm not sweating out of every single hole in my body. FUCK HEAT. FUCK HUMIDITY. FUCK SUMMER. —Santa fuckin' Claus

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