Here's a shout out to all the motorbike drivers who rev them loud. I love when you guys do that. My sleeping two month old baby loves being startled awake by that. People on the street are covering their ears when you do that because they think you're cool. It's cool to permanently damage kids' hearing isn't it? When I hear loud motorcycles it sends adrenalin through my veins and makes me want to yell a big "fuck you". —Trying not to flip out at motorcyclists