Customers—If your cashier says hello to you, TRY SAYING IT THE F$#@! BACK! Work with me here people, stop leaving me hanging! On an unrelated bitch, why is it that cab drivers always smell like they smoked a pack of exports while taking a cologne bath? —HELLO

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