I think we should break up...

I realize that you have decided to "re-invent" yourself to become better for me, better for us al;, but the fact of the matter is that we've been together a great many years, and since the summer you've changed. For example you won't let me walk or bike on you. It was my favourite way to spend time with you. Now your schedule is all over the place, especially on nights and weekends. I find myself going out of my way to find out if you are available or not. Sometimes you lie about being available (specifically last Monday) and you are unpredictable in letting me know how available you are. Sadly, I draw the line at "the bump" you are causing too many people to be slow on you. Its now taking me more time to get places with you, and honestly, you used to be so convenient and we just worked together. Here's the truth, I've been spending time with someone else, someone who is always available, younger and moves at a faster pace which better compliments my lifestyle. He gets me on and off at peak times, better than you ever could. I'm sorry to say, we are over! However, in a couple of years when you've put yourself back together, maybe we can make another go of it? —Leaving you for A. Murray MacKay


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