Bus Driver Blues

To the bus driver on Barrington st. Thursday morning... You know who you are. You know who I am and yes, I flipped you off. Don't look so shocked. Hell, I'd have done it twice if my other hand wasn't full. You saw me running to catch you. I saw you. If we looked at each other any longer, I'd have asked to buy you a beer. You were still at the curb when I got to your door, but that's when you decided to pull away. You gave me a shrug of a half-assed apology. I gave you the finger. So fuck you, bus driver. We could've been friends, you jerk. —Black-Gloved Finger Flipper

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