FUCK CHRISTMAS

Why does Christmas fucking suck every year. The shitty music, the shitty movies. Nothing is fucking open for days. Everything is locked up tighter than a fart. You can't even get a package of cigarettes. The liquor store is closed and the scum sucking drug dealer wont answer his phone. FUCK ALL YA'LL MERRY MUTHERFUCKERS!!! Wake me up on January 3rd. —This is some bullfuck!

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