A smile is the universal welcome...

You three work in a store which sells things, like... pepperoni and other such fare. I am a customer who buys things, like... pepperoni. Why don't you smile? Better, why do you scowl? In all the years I have been buying things from you, like... pepperoni, you all scowl. Not one of you smiles and not at anyone. No one. Not a smirk. —Max

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