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Thursday, February 4, 2016

YOU OWE ME!

Posted on Thu, Feb 4, 2016 at 4:00 AM

On our first “date” two summers ago you borrowed $25 to buy YOURSELF a full pizza and ice cream bar (even though you knew dairy made me sick). I've mentioned several times that you owe me that money and you laugh it off. Then you proceed to underpay me significantly for the 11:40pm taxi cab ride I gave you on New Year's Eve which resulted in me ringing in the new year in the car rather than with my friends. That was aggravating, to say the least. I will never get my new year’s countdown back, but please repay me that $25 or buy me a large vegan pizza and a soy ice cream bar. K, thanks. —Angry Vegan Taxi Cab Driver

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