When I was young, it seemed that driving was so wonderful,
A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical.
And all the cars on the road, well they'd be driving so happily,
Joyfully, playfully watching me.
But then something happened today to teach me how to be cynical,
whymsical, irresponsible, crackable.
There are times when a driver stops for me,
They hold back ten or thirtee
For such a simple man.
Won't you please, please tell me why you've learned
To me, it sounds absurd
that the needs of one out weighs the herd
won't you tell me who I am......