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Thursday, March 31, 2016

ACE Burger seat hog

Posted on Thu, Mar 31, 2016 at 4:00 AM

Lady talking to your lady friend at Ace Burger on Monday night: is your grey wool jacket sentient? Do you think it deserves to take up an entire seat and spot at the bar during rush hour (dinner) at Ace's? For a fact, you were not holding it for another friend; you were just an inconsiderate burger weeker. For your penance, may every type of burger condiment find its way to your very special jacket. —Sick of the Inconsiderate and Self Absorbed

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