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Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Fuck this hick town

Posted on Wed, Jun 1, 2016 at 4:00 AM

I'm fucking tired of going into "elite hardware stores" and the hick ass fuck face employees deciding "They don't like the looks of this one" because I don't dress like a fucking yokel.

I AM TRYING TO BUY SHIT FROM YOU FOR MONEY; TAKE MY MONEY IN EXCHANGE FOR THE ITEM I REQUIRE, AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.

My family has been here for FOUR HUNDRED FUCKING YEARS, on top of the Native blood and it's tens of thousands of years...

THAT MEANS I UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK YOUR EMPLOYEES ARE SAYING, WHEN THEY WITH CUSTOMERS ARE MAKING JOKES ABOUT ME NOT SPEAKING ENGLISH; AND THEN PRETENDING YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT THEN REFUSE TO SELL ME ITEMS; WHICH YOU JUST SOLD TO THE GUY BEFORE ME; WHOM YOU UNDERSTOOD PERFECTLY FINE; BECAUSE YOU THINK I AM AN IMMIGRANT.

GO FUCK YOURSELF.

MY FAMILY IS WHITER THAN ANY OF YOU INBRED HILLBILLY, BALL LESS KLANSMEN WANNABE FUCKS; WE BUILT THIS GODDAMN CONTINENT UP; YOU LAZY FUCKING ILLITERATE SHITS ARE THE REASON THIS COUNTRY IS SINKING INTO DEGENERACY.

YOU ARE THE REASON OTHER PEOPLE THINK WE ARE ASSHOLES.

FUCK YOU, STOP MAKING US ALL LOOK LIKE SHIT.

AND NO ONE ELSE; BESIDES YOU PEA BRAINS FUCKWITS; WANTS YOUR GODDAMN PIPELINES. —Angry White Male Who Speaks Fucking English

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