The strangest walking man

The sidewalk had to be 10 feet wide. I’m hugging the inner side, walking at a normal pace expected of someone that is 6 feet tall. You are of the average height of a Nova Scotian man, swinging your flappy arms overtaking me. Your arm glazes mine… okay, first thought “Wtf, why?” Second thought “Is he from Barcelona, did he just steal my shit” Wtf status continues. Now you were about a half arm length diagonally from me. Your over stretched flappy arm almost hits me as you ‘evasively merge’ right in front of me… Wtf status didn’t end here. Why would you then proceed to slow down… —WTF Walker

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