To the parking officer named "Lloyd" - did you find it extra fulfilling writing me a parking ticket (for which I did not deserve) for not parking within 150mm of the curb (in a parallel park)? Did you realize that my very small car is also half the size of the Jeep or the SUV parked in front of me and behind me? They both are wider than my car, and protrude more into the road when parked, although they didn't receive a ticket! BUT I GET A TICKET IN MY SMALL LITTLE FUEL EFFICIENT CAR! I wasn't even allowed to fight it! Apparently due to some undemocratic fucks in the city, there are some parking violations not worthy of being fought over, making us basically at the whim of parking officers. What the hell? I was so ready to fight. That was my grocery money for the week. —Pissed responsible car owner