Grand Marshall of the dirtbag section

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To the lowlife at the Pride parade who decided to light a cigarette two feet from our toddlers and a newborn then loudly proclaimed, “We were here first, suck my dick!” when I politely asked he move it away from them: Had it not been a community event with my kids, I would have reacted with much, much less restraint. I usually wish lung disease on no one, but for you I'll make an exception. P.S. Your friends and your community are ashamed to be around you. They told me so themselves. —Daddy No Punchy Facey

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