Just enough room!

First of all, I'm not 300 lbs. I weigh a deuce and change. As long as this fat ass fits in a vacant bus seat, I'm gonna take it. You don't like it, go fucking stand. I took the seat between you and the scrawny dude eating his hickory sticks. I sure didn't like the smell of his chip breath, but I didn't sigh and scoff and fume. I kept my mouth shut. A lot of smokers ride the bus, if you don't like the smell, go buy a gas mask and fuck off. Or walk your skinny ass to werk! —Big Bertha

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