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Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Animal kingdumb

Misguided bread-toting Samaritan

Posted on Wed, Nov 30, 2016 at 4:00 AM

To the well-meaning lady emptying at least four bags of lush Italian-style bread onto the ground by the former Spring Garden branch public library with pigeons swarming her: please DON'T encourage the damn things. They are feathered vermin. Even dry bread still makes great toast, bread pudding, croutons or grilled cheese sandwiches. I'm sure the local food bank would've welcomed your four loaves of slightly dry bread. —Feed People Not Vermin