We both have busy lives and it takes some planning to be able to get together to catch up. So when we do end up sitting in front of one another, can you please put your god-damned phone away? It's one thing if you are texting your husband about picking something up at the store or checking in on your kids. That I get. By why the hell are you scrolling through Twitter when we are trying to have a conversation? Do you honestly think that I believe you're listening when you are staying at your screen and giving absent-minded generic commentary like "yeah" and "okay"? Have some respect or I am O-U-T!! —Real Life is in Front of You!!