by Team Coast
So I moved to a rural town, proclaimed online as “a retirement village,” hoping to find some peace and quiet among the retired folks. I'm only 32, but still...
Instead I ended up in a village full of crack-smoking, junkie ass, degenerate, cousin-fucking inbreds, who think they are a gang. Running “the hood,” as they call the place. Holy goddamn drama, of an infinite proportion!
Fuck this place! I can't wait to get back to the city, even if it is full of sirens and drunk people puking everywhere. —ARRRRRG FUCKING ARRRRG