Fuck these hicks



So I moved to a rural town, proclaimed online as “a retirement village,” hoping to find some peace and quiet among the retired folks. I'm only 32, but still...

Instead I ended up in a village full of crack-smoking, junkie ass, degenerate, cousin-fucking inbreds, who think they are a gang. Running “the hood,” as they call the place. Holy goddamn drama, of an infinite proportion!

Fuck this place! I can't wait to get back to the city, even if it is full of sirens and drunk people puking everywhere. —ARRRRRG FUCKING ARRRRG

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