Yes, we're grown-ups now. Many of us are in our 30s. You can't adult today? You're proud because you adulted earlier? Are you capable of an original thought? Are you looking for a pat on the back because you went grocery shopping and bought vegetables? Do you think everyone within ear shot gives a fuck that you paid your bills on time or can't function like a human being without drinking coffee? Ironically, saying that you “adulted” or are “adulting” or that you can't “adult" is the most juvenile, asinine, thing on the planet. Second only to Donald Trump. —This. 100% this. THIS. TTTTHHHIISIISSSS amirite guys? ami ami?