Why? Why did you hike out to this beautiful, pristine lake and leave behind all your disgusting garbage? It appears you have no appreciation or respect for nature, so why not just do your asshole partying and drinking and fucking mess-making somewhere else? Maybe at home, where your mothers don't mind picking up after you? Because when I hike all the way out there, I really look forward to the gorgeous scenery, the peace and quiet, the waves lapping at the shore, the wind in the trees. Not your gross piles of garbage, stinky leftover meat, empty beer cans and cigarette butts everywhere. You shouldn't even be allowed to leave your house until your parents succeed in house-breaking you, you disgusting pieces of human garbage.
—Nature lovin' lady