To the crybaby and his entourage out dining downtown during the recent convention: The server advised you twice about liquor laws that restrict your underage companion from being in the bar section after 9pm. They even suggested sitting in the main restaurant to you instead. So you had a hissy fit when 9pm rolled around and he had to leave. You even stiffed the server on a bill over $800. You know the kid has to tip out, right? He lost money serving your sorry ass. What an asshole you are.
—Another diner nearby