Saturday night strikeout

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Why is it that whenever I go out to a bar, men will ignore me all night, until I walk out the door at closing time? Then, they all pounce? They even yell after you as you walk off down the street. Hello! I was in the bar all night. If you can't put in the work, buy me a drink, invite me to dance and chat me up, then you can fuck right off! You slummy, grimy, last-chance-for-romance losers need to up your game or go home and beat it.
—Still single

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