Fuck me, When I ask people where to go for Italian, Indian or Mexican or any other food that has not been dredged from the bottom of the sea and called fish chowder, I get "better to cook it yourself".

Please do not list a menu item as spicy if it does not have more than an extra shake of black pepper. I go online and check menus and you fucks are more concerned about whether it is vegan or gluten free rather than if it is authentic. I went to a Chinese place and asked for sriracha sauce or Chinese mustard. The waitress almost fell over as they did not have either one. For gods sake pull your taste buds out of the mud.
-someone with taste buds