Watch out for that spider!

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Intrigued by a new dude on the scene? With a poor-me backstory about why he's here that seems too good to be true? Yeah, it really is. Run don't walk. Pro tip: He doesn't even want to fuck you, he just wants to get his garden watered or whatever.
—The Last Fly

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