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Bike Week

Friday, January 26, 2018

Bike woes

Posted By on Fri, Jan 26, 2018 at 4:52 PM

To the stupid lady who took the time out of her commute to yell at me from her window at a rotary just now: The big yellow sign that says "SINGLE FILE" and has a picture of a bike and car in single file, that means cars and bikes should be in SINGLE FILE. There's no way for me to get into SINGLE FILE without me moving from the right hand bike lane into the other lanes. Also, looking over your shoulder IS considered signalling. Read the Nova Scotia Driver's Handbook. Asshole. —Car Drivers Are The Worst


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Monday, October 9, 2017

Slow down

Posted By on Mon, Oct 9, 2017 at 10:00 AM

Dear Halifax driver,

Do you think that shaving 4 seconds off your commute is worth almost running over a mother and toddler cycling down a quiet residential street? Did you need to swerve in front of us to beat us to the stop sign, which you barely stopped at anyway? Are our lives not worth anything to you?

I wouldn't yell this at you in front of my kid, so I'll say it now—Fuck you, asshole, slow the fuck down. I can assure you that killing vulnerable road users will make you a hell of a lot more late.

Smarten the fuck up. —Pissed-off Cycling Mum


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Wednesday, June 14, 2017

South end Volvo SUV

Posted By on Wed, Jun 14, 2017 at 9:23 AM

To the soccer mom driving down Vernon on Saturday afternoon, not only did you not stop at that stop sign I had the right away at, the following light you refused to share the lane with me you pulled so close to the curb you were rubbing your tires. Ironic that you had a share the road bike sticker on your car and that it is bike week, you are more than oblivious to anything going on around you then you gabbing on your cellphone. Next time the cyclist you try to run off the road might be a child not paying attention and you can kill someone. get your head out of your ass and stop living up to snotty south end reputation. —Bike work commuter





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Thursday, December 1, 2016

Use it or lose it!

Posted on Thu, Dec 1, 2016 at 4:00 AM

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If you don't ride your bike and live in a condo building with limited bike parking outside: store your bike inside, please. It would be nice for the people who commute daily to have that easy access bike parking and not have to carry bikes up stairs every day. And if you keep your bike inside in the winter your bike will love you! —Two Girls and Their Bikes
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Friday, June 3, 2016

Hollis bike lane

Posted on Fri, Jun 3, 2016 at 4:00 AM

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I have been biking the full extent of the Hollis street bike lane several times a week around noontime and at the end of my work day; there are always vehicles parked in the lane and I counted 10 vehicles in one instance. I don't know if the drivers do not understand that it is illegal to park in the lane, nor is it legal for me to bicycle with the traffic in the street when a bike lane is available, but I feel it to be an incredible danger to myself that I have to swerve into traffic lanes to avoid the cars. I understand the growing pains associated with an infrastructure change that promotes active transportation in this city, but I have not seen any parking enforcement officers on this stretch of road to ticket, or at least warn and educate the drivers, especially those drivers on deliveries. —Dynamic Dan
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