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Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Smoking ban

Posted By on Tue, Sep 25, 2018 at 11:55 AM

I stopped smoking in 2009.
I don't particularly enjoy the smell of cigarettes.
I am completely ashamed and embarrassed of the city's planned smoking ban.
—Big brother is here
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Tuesday, July 10, 2018

Campsite Rule

Posted By on Tue, Jul 10, 2018 at 1:23 PM

WHY is every beach in this city a goddamn bio-hazard? Even the relatively remote lake beaches that you have to hike in to are littered with cigarette butts. Do you people think that shit's not garbage? Do you think the world is your ashtray? Do you think the "government" has an obligation to provide you with conveniently located ashtrays, and also to pay someone to come out and clean them on the regular? FUCK YOU. Take your effing garbage out with you and dispose of it appropriately. By all means, enjoy your cigarette. But when you have sucked all the pleasure out of it, put the butt in your pocket and take it with you. What's that? It's dirty? Are you shitting me? You won't put it in your pocket but you'll put it in your MOUTH? Fuck you again. It's so much a part of your life that you have no concept of how dirty, nasty, and gross it is. You don't want to walk back to your car with a few butts in your pocket, but you think I should be fine with walking through them and sitting on them and putting my belongings down on them. Fuck you yet another time. Take your butts with you, you dirty motherfuckers.
—Miss Anthrope
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Tuesday, July 3, 2018

Say, Did You Ever Notice...

Posted By on Tue, Jul 3, 2018 at 2:35 PM

...that Cool Nick guy, from the anti-smoking P.S.A.? He really was kind of cool. Way cooler than the Glee Club bullies who were tobacco shaming him, at any rate. Y'know what else makes you "Smell-O"?
Convoluted rhyme schemes, that's what.
—Randi Ponts
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Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Can I bum a smoke?

Posted By on Wed, Feb 21, 2018 at 4:31 PM

The answer is NO. The answer will always be NO. —Stop Asking

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Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Argyle Street was a beauty

Posted By on Tue, Nov 14, 2017 at 9:40 AM

It didn't take very long for the beautification of the new Argyle Street to diminish with all those gross cigarette butts everywhere. Thanks smokers for being obnoxious, uncaring people and ruining the good construction downtown.

PS: I think you should be fined. —Finally Got To See the Street and then This Garbage

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Friday, June 30, 2017

There's something about Mary Jane

Posted By on Fri, Jun 30, 2017 at 10:02 AM

I have some questions about marijuana and its use. Firstly, will people be allowed to smoke it in public? You can't drink in public, so I don't think be should be allowed to smoke a joint in public places. Next, I notice folks lighting up in their cars...WTF. You can't open a beer in your vehicle whilst driving, so the same should go for pot. I notice many pot smokers have lovely coughs...Marijuana is better than ciggies for your health....Oh, and the shit stinks like...well shit, or skunk piss at best. In short marijuana smokers may just be more obnoxious, assholish, and stinky than regular smokers. —Monty

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Friday, May 12, 2017

Marihuana: The evil drug

Posted By on Fri, May 12, 2017 at 3:38 PM

I've never been stoned. I don't smoke. I used to drink, but the cost to feel good, was taken away by paying 25 bucks for a bottle of booze that has $15 in taxes attached to it!

So, back to the marihuana. It's illegal right now. The debate is endless about the stuff. Is it save? What will it do to us? What about or children?? Health experts aren't sure of the ill effects of its use. Be careful who gets their hands on it.

Huh? Really? Why all the big concern about our health with this marihuana plant? THINK ABOUT THIS: The government has all these regulations and CONCERNS about our health for everything. Or do they? I can go to the liquor store and buy enough booze to kill me in two hours and nobody at the liquor store will stop me from my purchase. I can go to the car dealer and buy a vehicle that will do 300 KM/HR when, clearly, there are NO highways in Canada with that speed limit. I could kill me and a half dozen others at the same time! Ridiculous! I can buy tons of cigarettes and smoke em' til I'm dead. I can go to the casino and gamble away every cent I have (or borrow) and ruin my life and become dependant on the government. All THOSE "fun" things are "regulated" by the government. And then they have the nerve to say they're concerned about our health and marihuana?? Get real. Their concerns are about the revenue and that's understandable; they have roads to pave, hospitals to keep running, schools that are filled to capacity AND lets not forget the money they love to lend to their friends that own big corporations. —Avenger Arora

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Wednesday, December 7, 2016

That's some stanky dank

Posted on Wed, Dec 7, 2016 at 4:00 AM

Dear neighbours,
I honestly don't care that you smoke marijuana in your apartment. I do too on occasion. That's not the issue. What's got me bitching is that the current batch that you've got smells like you cut it with dog shit and rolled it in decaying salmon skin. Holy mother of god, it's rank. Time to switch suppliers. Please. Weed should not smell like that! —Eyes watering and breathing through my mouth
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Friday, September 2, 2016

No means no

Posted on Fri, Sep 2, 2016 at 4:00 AM

Look, I've bummed my share of smokes. I used to give out one or two. But despite the public all thinking I'm a fat public servant, I can't afford it anymore. I don't mind someone asking, but if I say no, don't ask for the butt. It's disgusting. I'm on a smoke break and won't get another for a few hours, so I'm smoking it. And quite frankly I don't want to hang out with you on one of my only two 15 minute breaks while you wait for it. And what's with the rude responses when I say no? One person actually responded "I hope you choke on that butt." You know what? If someone's gonna choke on it, it's me, because I bought it. The tax hike last year alone means I balanced your fucking provincial budget for you. That's enough! —Smokers balanced the budget, not Stephen McNeil
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