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Don't be a dick
Monday, July 15, 2019
Don't be a dick / Enjoy the show! / Etiquette, please / WTF / You do you Shut the fuck up already
Posted By Team Coast on Mon, Jul 15, 2019 at 8:35 PM
Why, oh why, does anyone in their right mind spend good money on a concert ticket only to go and talk (yell) to their dumb, Instagram-scrolling friends? You, yes you, are ruining it for everyone else who has to stand within earshot of your inconsiderate ass. Do yourself a favour and don't waste your money — and please, do everyone else a favour and go do something else. Turn up your basic bitch Spotify algo and talk over Shawn Mendes with your halfwit squad in the comfort of your own fucking home, dumbass.—Fed up with festival talkers
Tuesday, July 9, 2019
Animal kingdumb / Another bus bitch / Being Bold / Don't be a dick / Enjoy the show! / Etiquette, please / Flu bitchademic / For your health / Garbage people / Getting around / Grow up / WTF / You do you Pick at home and cover your mouth
Posted By Team Coast on Tue, Jul 9, 2019 at 8:17 AM
Seriously? You believe the best place to pick at your fly bites and scabs is at the bus stop and on the bus? Not only were you picking—not scratching, but full on picking—your fly bites and scabs, but then you were wiping the blood onto your legs, arms and the bus seat. Come the hell on! How were you raised? No one wants to see that shit. It's disgusting. Then to top it all off you start sneezing with your yap wide open spreading your snot and spit all over the place for all to enjoy. Thanks so much for that. The topper to all of this was the huge wad of spit you graciously left on the side of the street before getting on the bus. Grow up and get some manners. I feel bad for whomever had to sit next to you on the bus.
—Wishing for some hand sanitizer
—Wishing for some hand sanitizer
Thursday, July 4, 2019
Animal kingdumb / Don't be a dick / Genius at work Bad cat owners
Posted By Team Coast on Thu, Jul 4, 2019 at 3:59 PM
This is the second time I saw your cat left outside, sitting on your doorstep in the pouring rain waiting to get inside your house.
So, I decide to go across the street and ring your doorbell to tell you your cat wants to come inside. Then you tell me that it is ok that your cat stays out in the rain. Really? Maybe you should stay out in the rain, idiot, and see if you like it and let your cat come inside your house. You do not deserve to have a cat or any pet.
If you didn't want a cat then you shouldn't have adopt it!—A happy cat owner
So, I decide to go across the street and ring your doorbell to tell you your cat wants to come inside. Then you tell me that it is ok that your cat stays out in the rain. Really? Maybe you should stay out in the rain, idiot, and see if you like it and let your cat come inside your house. You do not deserve to have a cat or any pet.
If you didn't want a cat then you shouldn't have adopt it!—A happy cat owner
Sunday, June 16, 2019
Customer service / Don't be a dick / THE RULES ATTN: Door-to-door salespeople
Posted By Team Coast on Sun, Jun 16, 2019 at 4:23 PM
When someone is pointedly ignoring you while slouching home at the end of a hot day, take the hint and move on to the next rube. Whistling at me and shouting "Hey!" like I'm a fucking stray dog isn't going to convince me to buy your bullshit in the best of moods.
—No I'm not interested
—No I'm not interested
Monday, June 3, 2019
Don't be a dick ME! ME! ME!
Posted By Team Coast on Mon, Jun 3, 2019 at 1:21 PM
Dear woman waiting for the number 3 bus at the Dartmouth Terminal:
What sort of rotting soul do you have to have to cut to the front of the line, blocking a visually impaired woman from entering the bus?
Only the person grabbing her arm prevented that woman from stepping off the curb in front of the bus.
Your face was smiling as you slid into your hard-won seat, your tatted hand holding your protein shake bottle.
You are either oblivious or a shameless narcissist.
I vote for number two.
—The bitch on the bus goes 'round and 'round
What sort of rotting soul do you have to have to cut to the front of the line, blocking a visually impaired woman from entering the bus?
Only the person grabbing her arm prevented that woman from stepping off the curb in front of the bus.
Your face was smiling as you slid into your hard-won seat, your tatted hand holding your protein shake bottle.
You are either oblivious or a shameless narcissist.
I vote for number two.
—The bitch on the bus goes 'round and 'round
Tuesday, May 21, 2019
Don't be a dick Yo, balloon boy
Posted By Team Coast on Tue, May 21, 2019 at 3:42 PM
I saw you steal the balloon off that old lady's front porch. Your buddy kept yelling "Wrong house! Wrong house!" but was perfectly fine after you snagged that precious, partially deflated pink prize. At least the third member of your drunk little gang had the decency to look ashamed when I met his eyes. You and the other shitbag, though, have a special spot in hell waiting. I don't care how drunk you were, you and your buddy are pieces of shit.
Oh, and if that banging I heard as I walked away turns out to have been you, and I see any damage done to the park or bus stop on my walk to work, guess what? I recognized you, and I hope seeing the cops coming to take you in for vandalism scares that shittiness out of you.
—Seriously, stealing a ballon from an old lady's house? How fucked are you?
Oh, and if that banging I heard as I walked away turns out to have been you, and I see any damage done to the park or bus stop on my walk to work, guess what? I recognized you, and I hope seeing the cops coming to take you in for vandalism scares that shittiness out of you.
—Seriously, stealing a ballon from an old lady's house? How fucked are you?
Tuesday, April 23, 2019
Don't be a dick It's not cool to leave a stool
Posted By Team Coast on Tue, Apr 23, 2019 at 1:43 PM
To the woman walking the black lab on Cunard street:
It’s clear you don’t understand that it's your responsibility to clean up after your dog takes a dump. Let’s keep it real simple for you: if the dog poops, you scoop.
—So glad I'm not your neighbour
It’s clear you don’t understand that it's your responsibility to clean up after your dog takes a dump. Let’s keep it real simple for you: if the dog poops, you scoop.
—So glad I'm not your neighbour
Tuesday, February 26, 2019
Don't be a dick Respect accessibility
Posted By Team Coast on Tue, Feb 26, 2019 at 12:49 PM
To the couple blocking the accessible parking spots outside a local community fitness centre, who, after I honked at you to move, yelled to me that ”patience is a virtue”: The rest of our confrontation is a bit of a blur, but let me tell you, I am the example of patience. I needed the spot to pick up my daughters, one of whom is in a wheelchair. At seven year sales old, my beautiful little girl cannot walk unassisted, is non verbal, is profoundly intellectually delayed and has severe epilepsy. I work daily with my daughter in hopes she will one day walk, communicate using signs or pictures, feed herself and use the toilet independently. I hope she will outgrow her daily seizures.
I am patient because it may take years for any one of those things to happen, or perhaps they'll never happen at all.
I have been dealing with people parking in front of those accessible spots for years. I have complained in person and over the phone to management and offered solutions and although I was promised a solution was coming, I am still waiting.
So yes, I honked at you and your wife because I am tired of people being lazy and blocking parking meant for persons with disabilities and not for people who are too lazy to park in the regular spots and walk a few steps ( because they should appreciate the fact that they can).
—Tired and usually patient mother
Tuesday, January 8, 2019
Don't be a dick Useless bystander
Posted By Team Coast on Tue, Jan 8, 2019 at 12:13 PM
I fell on a patch of ice this morning. You stopped to light your cigarette, looked at me on the ground and then quietly kept walking. You, sir, are a piece of shit. Like, would it KILL you to ask if another citizen is alright? What is wrong with people in this town?
—Bruised ass and ego
—Bruised ass and ego
Monday, December 3, 2018
Don't be a dick You're not fooling anyone
Posted By Team Coast on Mon, Dec 3, 2018 at 12:30 PM
Listen bud: No matter how much shit you talk or post on social medi, everyone knows you you’re a loose canon and treated your partner and daughter terribly. So stop acting like a victim! You even assaulted your ex before. Quite frankly, I’m glad she finally left you because she deserves far better. Also NOBODY cares to hear about your shitty construction job or your truck! Grow up and get some therapy or something! Bullying the mother of your child hurts your child too. You are only fooling yourself.
—Realized you are toxic
—Realized you are toxic
Monday, October 29, 2018
Don't be a dick Read the fuckin' traffic signs
Posted By Team Coast on Mon, Oct 29, 2018 at 4:28 PM
I was driving down Agricola Street. At the intersection of Agricola and North, the car in front of me turned on his left turn blinker and stopped to wait for his chance to turn left. Incoming traffic was pretty heavy. IT IS A NO-LEFT-TURN INTERSECTION. The sign is right below the traffic lights. I waited for a couple seconds to give him a chance to see the sign and start moving. I gave him a couple light honks when he didn't realize that he's not supposed to be turning left. I rolled down my window and shouted "no left turn" and I guess I wasn't loud enough.
I honked a couple short honks again and it triggered him. I could see that he seemed to be yelling and looking back at me and then he aggressively pulled straight ahead and stopped on the side of the street. When I passed him I was going to roll down my window and told him that I wasn't being impatient, it's just that he wasn't supposed to turn left at the intersection, anyway. I gave up the original plan as I saw his angry red face and pumped up chest. I could hear his yelling and swearing without rolling down my window so I decided not to waste any more of my time and energy.
Then he started his car and cut right off in front of the car behind me and followed me while pressing on his horn long and hard until we parted.
So, in return to your "you fuckin' bitch" comment: YOU DUMB FUCK. READ THE FUCKN TRAFFIC SIGN AND STOP BEING A JERSEY SHORE LOOKING DOUCHE!—frustrated driver
I honked a couple short honks again and it triggered him. I could see that he seemed to be yelling and looking back at me and then he aggressively pulled straight ahead and stopped on the side of the street. When I passed him I was going to roll down my window and told him that I wasn't being impatient, it's just that he wasn't supposed to turn left at the intersection, anyway. I gave up the original plan as I saw his angry red face and pumped up chest. I could hear his yelling and swearing without rolling down my window so I decided not to waste any more of my time and energy.
Then he started his car and cut right off in front of the car behind me and followed me while pressing on his horn long and hard until we parted.
So, in return to your "you fuckin' bitch" comment: YOU DUMB FUCK. READ THE FUCKN TRAFFIC SIGN AND STOP BEING A JERSEY SHORE LOOKING DOUCHE!—frustrated driver
Tuesday, October 9, 2018
Don't be a dick What makes a good manager
Posted By Team Coast on Tue, Oct 9, 2018 at 2:37 PM
It's simple: The ability to admit your mistakes instead of belittling, demeaning and chastising others.
—There is a breaking point for every human being
—There is a breaking point for every human being
Tuesday, October 2, 2018
Don't be a dick Hey, snoopy
Posted By Team Coast on Tue, Oct 2, 2018 at 11:21 AM
My bathroom cupboards were not open. In fact, they magnetically stay closed until you open them. There are no pills in 'em with which you can get high. Don't be a douchebag.
—Friday night
—Friday night
Monday, August 20, 2018
Don't be a dick Excuse me?????
Posted By Team Coast on Mon, Aug 20, 2018 at 4:11 PM
The pressure of catching the elevator at the airport parkade must've plugged your narcissitic ears. I said excuse me, but you were so focused in controlling your wife and kids you didn't hear me. The light brush of my bag makes you bitch to me that I should have excused myself. You're lucky your kids were there.
I heard your son say "stop." Another day; your time will come sooner or later.
—No excuses
I heard your son say "stop." Another day; your time will come sooner or later.
—No excuses
Monday, August 13, 2018
Don't be a dick Susie's Lake assholes
Posted By Team Coast on Mon, Aug 13, 2018 at 11:37 AM
Why? Why did you hike out to this beautiful, pristine lake and leave behind all your disgusting garbage? It appears you have no appreciation or respect for nature, so why not just do your asshole partying and drinking and fucking mess-making somewhere else? Maybe at home, where your mothers don't mind picking up after you? Because when I hike all the way out there, I really look forward to the gorgeous scenery, the peace and quiet, the waves lapping at the shore, the wind in the trees. Not your gross piles of garbage, stinky leftover meat, empty beer cans and cigarette butts everywhere. You shouldn't even be allowed to leave your house until your parents succeed in house-breaking you, you disgusting pieces of human garbage.
—Nature lovin' lady
—Nature lovin' lady
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