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Thursday, November 28, 2019

Oh hi

Posted By on Thu, Nov 28, 2019 at 10:21 AM

Hello person who made a Bitch about pedestrians and cyclists being slow or inconsiderate. It is I, a pedestrian and cyclist! I think you should know that any time a car is flying towards a crosswalk I do take my time. I do because my body is more vulnerable than your car. Stop coming to a rolling stop and expecting me not to give you some casual realness—it doesn't matter if I'm in a rush or not, if you are putting people in danger through your reckless driving I don't think you should be driving a vehicle. Maybe take a breather while you're at it, if you hate driving then don't, roads used to belong to those travelling on foot, driving is a privilege, so ahhh fuck you too kind person. Cheers.
—Yours Truly ;-)
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Friday, October 18, 2019

Glug glug glug

Posted By on Fri, Oct 18, 2019 at 1:14 PM

I love my job BECAUSE I'm drunk! I'll drink in the washroom all I like, thank you very much. What cha gonna do about it? I have an hour lunch break to kill, so chug a lug, it's cheaper than a pub. This Bud's For You, bitch!
—It's 5:00 Somewhere!
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Thursday, August 22, 2019

Many-faced blood-sucking parasites

Posted By on Thu, Aug 22, 2019 at 10:11 AM

Poly-ticks. Sigh. So another election is approaching, and again there will be endless rhetoric about poor voter turnout. There will also be the "if you don't vote…" guilt trips:

If you don't vote you don't get to complain.

If you don't vote you're disrespecting the people who gave their lives for our freedom.

If you don't vote then it's a vote for the Libs/Con/NDP/New&ImprovedRefoooormParty.

Horseshit, I say. These are not reasons to vote. They are thinly veiled threats to distract you from the valid feeling that there is no one worthy of your vote.

If voting is so damn terrific. then why aren't the so-called leaders doing more to earn our vote rather than spewing the same half-truths and nonsense as every other election. It's the members of the political parties who are "disrespecting those who gave their lives" as they don't show enough integrity to warrant buying an apple from them, let alone be our provincial or federal leaders. Therefore undeserving of your vote.

We should expect more from the candidates if they want our precious X on a ballot. Time to step up!
—None Of The Above [X]
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Wednesday, July 31, 2019


Posted By on Wed, Jul 31, 2019 at 10:36 AM

to the lady who was comming out of the public washroom the other day go to the bars and drink at the bars i know it was you who was drinking in our public washroom the other day when i found your beer can in the washroom so stop hiding it i know your IMBARESTED ABOUT IT and i know you have a alchol problem so take your problem that you have stop hiding your beer can in your bookbag and take your alchol problem that you have and take it to the fucken bars! the same thing goes to the alcholic woman who keeps drinking in the mall washroom to take it to the bars you alcholic!
—Learn What A Bar Is!
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Tuesday, July 23, 2019

To those…

Posted By on Tue, Jul 23, 2019 at 3:12 PM

…who leave the bus with a loud "thank you" to the numerous, obviously ill-behaved transit bus drivers, why? I wish I would hear more "fuck you mister bus driver!"s.
—Sad (Black, Duh) City Dweller
PS: I would post a rant directly to such drivers but I doubt I would get through to any of these rude, racist psychos tbh.
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Tuesday, April 30, 2019

Thrift shop stank fest

Posted By on Tue, Apr 30, 2019 at 1:14 PM

I went into my neighborhood thrift shop for a peek the other day and couldn't stand the stink of the place. No, I'm not necessarily talking about that dusty, thrift shop smell that all of them have, I'm talking about the shoppers! OMG, every person I walked past just reeked! First, there was this old man smelled like pure piss. Then, this woman smelled like major arm pits. Then, this other lady I walked past who had a greasy ass rat's nest for a hairdo smelled like old onions and sour milk sweat. My God people, soap is cheap! Go wash your stank ass before going in public places. I had to walk out and put the stuff back I was carrying because the thought of trying on something in the changing room that had previously been tried on by one of these smelly bodies was enough to me gag. As I walked past a bunch of people in the lineup and started toward the exit, another blast of funk hit me, stronger than all those before it: Stinky, corn chip feet smell, L'eau du old hot dog water and ass assaulted my nostrils. There is just no excuse for your unbeleivable rotten arses to be waving around that kind of stench in public. Even if you can't afford $1 for soap at the dollar store, grab a ziplock bag and go into a public washroom and fill it up with free handsoap to take home. Fill up the tub with water as hot as you can stand it and then take a facecloth and get it full of that soap. Scrub your pits, ass, feet, privates and greasy hair. Have some self-respect. Clearly ya'll just rolled out of bed and left your house. You may not be able to smell yourself, but others can. Here's a tip: If you didn't shower today, you stink!
—PU you're offending me
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Monday, April 15, 2019

Fuck rape culture and abuse apologists in Halifax

Posted By on Mon, Apr 15, 2019 at 1:33 PM

Women deserve better.
—Angry Femme
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Monday, March 25, 2019

Untitled bitch

Posted By on Mon, Mar 25, 2019 at 3:40 PM

I sat at a certain crappy hospital for seven and a half hours while bleeding through my pants. I was having a miscarriage, and after seven and a half hours of not seeing a doctor and being told I was next, I left to go get some rest.

I found out the next day.

A Big fuck you to everyone working at that hospital that night—except the nurse that brought me orange juice.
Not gonna be a mom

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Tuesday, February 12, 2019

Femmes can be creeps too

Posted By on Tue, Feb 12, 2019 at 3:36 PM

Are you really single because you’re afraid of love? Or are you a self-obsessed, bullying void who anyone with even half a boundary won’t touch with a 30 foot pole?
—Shrug emoji
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Tuesday, January 22, 2019

How to be friends

Posted By on Tue, Jan 22, 2019 at 12:35 PM

Life is busy. We all wanna get shit done, we all wanna make it to the end of the day in one piece. And, we wanna heal (with possible exceptions.) I know I'm guiltier than most when it comes to being overly dreamy and hopeless and talking too much, however, I'm tired of people—all sorts—vacillating between making demands on others and acting very indirect about simple things and expecting people to read their minds.

They make stupid noises that belong in cartoons for kids instead of vocalizing what's actually going on, ask leading questions and use manipulating gestures that frankly, freak me out as someone who has been abused in the past. Well, it leaves me feeling flustered and confused, like, if I have to change who I am so that you don't have a meltdown about your grandma dying TEN YEARS AGO, then fuck off and get professional help. If you want help, request it. If you're feeling your feels, state it. If you have an idea, say it. I have myself to deal with and that's more than enough at the best of times, so filling in your gaps is not an option now or ever. I had to learn online and in workshops how to communicate properly. It isn't rocket science, but it's also not entirely common to have great role models so I'll forgive you that. You already know what you want, but do you ever bother to ask yourself what you actually NEED?

And have you even stopped to think that perhaps my autonomy and self-respect holds more importance than this pseudo relationship? I refuse to become an extension of your anxieties, I reject your pouting face that's supposed to make me bend over backwards, and I will no longer tolerate people who fabricate thrones out of their supposed purity of heart. The pure of heart don't suck the life out of everyone else in the room. K bye.
—I'd rather not

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Monday, November 19, 2018

Dear Soldiers of Odin

Posted By on Mon, Nov 19, 2018 at 12:02 PM

So I read a HUGE article about SOO in The Coast today. Apparently they're against immigrants, yet Mr. Rushton says they're not racist. Well, fuck you Mr. Rushton and SOO. I'm not racist, I'm just stating my views!
—Muslim, Immigrant and Arab
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Thursday, August 2, 2018

I deserved better than you

Posted By on Thu, Aug 2, 2018 at 2:23 PM

I wish this whole city knew what you did to me. I am so sick and tired of hearing "oh, but he was so nice." On the surface maybe you were. But you are a liar. You are an emotionally abusive trash fire. I refuse to feel anymore guilt. I am rebuilding my body. I am better without you.
—Survivor Of Your Bullshit
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Friday, April 27, 2018

You should have been punched

Posted By on Fri, Apr 27, 2018 at 4:43 PM

Last night at a show in Halifax, a young woman was called up on to the stage by the vocalist for some mid-show banter and an invitation to crowd surf. It was a nice moment—until a total jackass decided to yell FHRITP. To that fucking jackass—you’re not cool, you’re not funny, and I wish someone had punched you right then and there, or at least yelled at you. Personally I didn’t see your face, because I sure as fuck would have said something. I’m absolutely sure the band didn’t hear you, but I’d hope they would have kicked your sorry misogynistic ass out. Fuck that misogyny bullshit and fuck anyone who would have backed him up. —A Guy Who Respects Women

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Monday, April 16, 2018

To the panhandler outside the Halifax ferry station

Posted By on Mon, Apr 16, 2018 at 9:17 AM

How fucking dare you! You, sir, are a real piece of fucking work. Wait, did I say “work,” I meant SHIT!

When you asked me for money this morning I had no cash on me (otherwise I would have given you some, but now I’m glad THAT didn’t happen). So I responded kindly with a “No, sorry.” And a shake of the head. And what did you do in response?! You looked me straight in the eye and said “Fuck you!”

Fuck me? Fuck ME?? No, FUCK YOU, you presumptuous, egotistic piece of trash! How very dare you! My money is MY money, and if/when I choose to give it to someone on the streets I do so out of the kindness of my own fucking heart, not because they deserve it somehow!

The very fucking nerve of you to respond to me like that! I’m not going to tell you to get a job because I don’t know you or your circumstances but holy shit FUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUU! You’re not fucking OWED anything by any person walking by you except the respect afforded to you by the fact that you’re a person as well. I gave you that respect and you turned around and insult me because I couldn’t fucking do something I was incapable of doing?

I’m going to remember your face, and the next time I have cash if I stumble upon your sorry ass I’m going to keep walking and give it to someone else.

I’m not asking to be treated like fucking royalty here but holy fucking shit what you did was beyond boorish and impertinent. I hope the earful I gave you after the fact managed to penetrate that thick skull of yours, but I doubt it. Hopefully if you read this later, some guilt will worm its way into your unmannered self and you will think twice before doing that again. I repeat: YOU. ARE. NOT. OWED. ANYONE’S. MONEY.  –It’s MY Fucking Money, Asshat

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Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Get what you're looking for?

Posted By on Wed, Mar 28, 2018 at 4:49 PM

To the asshole who smashed the rear passenger window out of my '07 Sonata and stole my bag a few weeks ago, on Cambridge Street: I hope you enjoyed my clothes and toiletries and that it was worth your legal risk and my inconvenience. I understand when times are rough...I was driving an '07 Sonata, after all...but that was a seriously douchey move. I drove four hours to visit someone important to me, under some already depressing circumstances, and woke up the next morning to that. I had to drop money on new clothes and other essentials so I could stay a few days like I planned. Next time rob a nice car for your thrills and/or drug money. They probably have theft coverage and can afford it anyway. —Toothbrush-less In Halifax

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