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Monday, April 15, 2019

Fuck rape culture and abuse apologists in Halifax

Posted By on Mon, Apr 15, 2019 at 1:33 PM

Women deserve better.
—Angry Femme
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Monday, March 25, 2019

Untitled bitch

Posted By on Mon, Mar 25, 2019 at 3:40 PM

I sat at a certain crappy hospital for seven and a half hours while bleeding through my pants. I was having a miscarriage, and after seven and a half hours of not seeing a doctor and being told I was next, I left to go get some rest.

I found out the next day.

A Big fuck you to everyone working at that hospital that night—except the nurse that brought me orange juice.
Not gonna be a mom

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Tuesday, February 12, 2019

Femmes can be creeps too

Posted By on Tue, Feb 12, 2019 at 3:36 PM

Are you really single because you’re afraid of love? Or are you a self-obsessed, bullying void who anyone with even half a boundary won’t touch with a 30 foot pole?
—Shrug emoji
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Tuesday, January 22, 2019

How to be friends

Posted By on Tue, Jan 22, 2019 at 12:35 PM

Life is busy. We all wanna get shit done, we all wanna make it to the end of the day in one piece. And, we wanna heal (with possible exceptions.) I know I'm guiltier than most when it comes to being overly dreamy and hopeless and talking too much, however, I'm tired of people—all sorts—vacillating between making demands on others and acting very indirect about simple things and expecting people to read their minds.

They make stupid noises that belong in cartoons for kids instead of vocalizing what's actually going on, ask leading questions and use manipulating gestures that frankly, freak me out as someone who has been abused in the past. Well, it leaves me feeling flustered and confused, like, if I have to change who I am so that you don't have a meltdown about your grandma dying TEN YEARS AGO, then fuck off and get professional help. If you want help, request it. If you're feeling your feels, state it. If you have an idea, say it. I have myself to deal with and that's more than enough at the best of times, so filling in your gaps is not an option now or ever. I had to learn online and in workshops how to communicate properly. It isn't rocket science, but it's also not entirely common to have great role models so I'll forgive you that. You already know what you want, but do you ever bother to ask yourself what you actually NEED?

And have you even stopped to think that perhaps my autonomy and self-respect holds more importance than this pseudo relationship? I refuse to become an extension of your anxieties, I reject your pouting face that's supposed to make me bend over backwards, and I will no longer tolerate people who fabricate thrones out of their supposed purity of heart. The pure of heart don't suck the life out of everyone else in the room. K bye.
—I'd rather not

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Monday, November 19, 2018

Dear Soldiers of Odin

Posted By on Mon, Nov 19, 2018 at 12:02 PM

So I read a HUGE article about SOO in The Coast today. Apparently they're against immigrants, yet Mr. Rushton says they're not racist. Well, fuck you Mr. Rushton and SOO. I'm not racist, I'm just stating my views!
—Muslim, Immigrant and Arab
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Thursday, August 2, 2018

I deserved better than you

Posted By on Thu, Aug 2, 2018 at 2:23 PM

I wish this whole city knew what you did to me. I am so sick and tired of hearing "oh, but he was so nice." On the surface maybe you were. But you are a liar. You are an emotionally abusive trash fire. I refuse to feel anymore guilt. I am rebuilding my body. I am better without you.
—Survivor Of Your Bullshit
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Friday, April 27, 2018

You should have been punched

Posted By on Fri, Apr 27, 2018 at 4:43 PM

Last night at a show in Halifax, a young woman was called up on to the stage by the vocalist for some mid-show banter and an invitation to crowd surf. It was a nice moment—until a total jackass decided to yell FHRITP. To that fucking jackass—you’re not cool, you’re not funny, and I wish someone had punched you right then and there, or at least yelled at you. Personally I didn’t see your face, because I sure as fuck would have said something. I’m absolutely sure the band didn’t hear you, but I’d hope they would have kicked your sorry misogynistic ass out. Fuck that misogyny bullshit and fuck anyone who would have backed him up. —A Guy Who Respects Women


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Monday, April 16, 2018

To the panhandler outside the Halifax ferry station

Posted By on Mon, Apr 16, 2018 at 9:17 AM


How fucking dare you! You, sir, are a real piece of fucking work. Wait, did I say “work,” I meant SHIT!

When you asked me for money this morning I had no cash on me (otherwise I would have given you some, but now I’m glad THAT didn’t happen). So I responded kindly with a “No, sorry.” And a shake of the head. And what did you do in response?! You looked me straight in the eye and said “Fuck you!”

Fuck me? Fuck ME?? No, FUCK YOU, you presumptuous, egotistic piece of trash! How very dare you! My money is MY money, and if/when I choose to give it to someone on the streets I do so out of the kindness of my own fucking heart, not because they deserve it somehow!

The very fucking nerve of you to respond to me like that! I’m not going to tell you to get a job because I don’t know you or your circumstances but holy shit FUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUU! You’re not fucking OWED anything by any person walking by you except the respect afforded to you by the fact that you’re a person as well. I gave you that respect and you turned around and insult me because I couldn’t fucking do something I was incapable of doing?

I’m going to remember your face, and the next time I have cash if I stumble upon your sorry ass I’m going to keep walking and give it to someone else.

I’m not asking to be treated like fucking royalty here but holy fucking shit what you did was beyond boorish and impertinent. I hope the earful I gave you after the fact managed to penetrate that thick skull of yours, but I doubt it. Hopefully if you read this later, some guilt will worm its way into your unmannered self and you will think twice before doing that again. I repeat: YOU. ARE. NOT. OWED. ANYONE’S. MONEY.  –It’s MY Fucking Money, Asshat

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Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Get what you're looking for?

Posted By on Wed, Mar 28, 2018 at 4:49 PM

To the asshole who smashed the rear passenger window out of my '07 Sonata and stole my bag a few weeks ago, on Cambridge Street: I hope you enjoyed my clothes and toiletries and that it was worth your legal risk and my inconvenience. I understand when times are rough...I was driving an '07 Sonata, after all...but that was a seriously douchey move. I drove four hours to visit someone important to me, under some already depressing circumstances, and woke up the next morning to that. I had to drop money on new clothes and other essentials so I could stay a few days like I planned. Next time rob a nice car for your thrills and/or drug money. They probably have theft coverage and can afford it anyway. —Toothbrush-less In Halifax


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Thursday, March 8, 2018

Tiger eyes, snake eyes

Posted By on Thu, Mar 8, 2018 at 9:11 AM

What difference does it make?  I ditched you because you're an asshole and a user.  Not to mention the lousiest lover I've ever had in my life. Not for any other reason that you drummed up in your pea brain. —I’m Not The Asshole, You Are


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Monday, March 5, 2018

I don't wish to discuss my life with you

Posted By on Mon, Mar 5, 2018 at 4:49 PM

Why is is it a crime if I don't choose to tell you my personal life? I am private and wish to remain that way, I don't know you, you are not my friend. I've tried to change the subject and not make my personal life your business. You are too inquisitive! Am I that important to you that you focus on me, gossip about me, speculate....Leave me alone.

Great for you that you have the spouse and the kids, I don't. Nor do I want to hear about you. Some people has had a rotten life not because of them but because life threw it at them.

I care that you are a human being and I am socially polite. Now move on and stop being so nosey! Get a LIFE and stop making me your life! —Mind Your Own Business


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Thursday, January 11, 2018

Racist note

Posted By on Thu, Jan 11, 2018 at 9:30 AM

To whomever left a racist note on my friend's car, you obviously live nearby enough to observe the race of the car's owner and then you take the time to act on such a disgusting sentiment? You should probably go fuck yourself. You're a coward. I can't imagine feeling that violated on my own street, in my own home. In a perfect world, we'd find out who you are and beat the ever-living shit out of you. —Maybe Someday


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Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Fishy on the third floor port

Posted By on Tue, Nov 21, 2017 at 4:25 PM

I thought you of all organizations would allow the process of employment to be a fair and equal one. We now find out that not only the selection for the technician position was made under the radar, but he happens to be a buddy of the previous technician! Once again you show unfair practice and that the "it's who you know" system is still largely in place. Shame! —Slapping Some Fishy Lips


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Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Not an ally

Posted By on Tue, Nov 14, 2017 at 4:40 PM

It sickens and irks me to see you continuously make remarks about being the best guy you can be and supporting female warriors in the world. It's all a facade...Just because you say it loudly, over and over again, and on every platform you have doesn't make it true in real life. —Female


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Thursday, September 28, 2017

Nothing Has Changed

Posted By on Thu, Sep 28, 2017 at 9:47 AM

I still think of you as an emotionally manipulative inconsiderate fuck boy who is a disgrace to fuck boys everywhere. I don't trust you anymore, I regret ever getting close to you, and I pity the next sucker who does. The worst part is that I had honestly hoped that you would do or say something that would allow me to think or feel otherwise.
—You don't have to go home but you can't stay here
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