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Tuesday, November 5, 2019

Enough is enough

Posted By on Tue, Nov 5, 2019 at 2:25 PM

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How many more HRP and RCMP officers are going to be arrested and charged with serious crimes such as domestic assaults, theft and DUIs, only to have the charges dropped, before there is call for a public inquiry. Apparently the only people the police are serving and protecting are their own. All police officers must be held to a higher standard than the average citizen!
—A Disgruntled Taxpayer
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Friday, October 18, 2019

Help us

Posted By on Fri, Oct 18, 2019 at 10:13 AM

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My beloved non-profit is being driven literally into the ground, by the same sociopathic manager of another NGO referenced in The Coast a few years back. God help us and our service users. When the provincial funders act, it'll be too late. Heart-breaking to watch.
—Helpless
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Thursday, October 10, 2019

Inconsiderate sushi thieves

Posted By on Thu, Oct 10, 2019 at 10:11 AM

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To the couple who walked out on their bill at a certain downtown sushi restaurant: I was your server and I had to pay for your $45 meal and tip out to the kitchen on it as well. What is wrong with you? Do you enjoy taking advantage of others and causing people stress for no good reason other than to benefit yourselves? That's pretty pathetic if you ask me. I thought we had a nice interaction, but maybe you are just good at hiding what awful people you are. I hope karma comes back to bite you at some point. If you are reading this and want to make things right then drop by the restaurant, apologize and pay for the nice dining experience that you essentially stole from me. And thanks again for ruining the rest of my shift, what you did really threw me off.
—Sad Tuna

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Thursday, September 12, 2019

Tall lady with dark hair

Posted By on Thu, Sep 12, 2019 at 10:31 AM

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To the tall lady with dark hair who spoke to me today at the grocery store, saying you must really love your job bla bla bla and here's to you. I know now it's you who keeps drinking in the bathrooms. I know now it was you who put that beer can in the middle garbage. Do yourself a favour you bitch: GO TO THE FUCKEN BARS AND DRINK THERE STOP DRINKING AT THE GROCERY STORE FOR FUCK SAKE! Do you even know what a bar is duuuuuuhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Take your alcholicisum and go drink at the bars, don't butter me up anymore with your "oh you're so good at your job" crap! It didn't work so fuck you bitch, go drink at the bars!
—I Know Now It's You!
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Wednesday, September 11, 2019

Unfashionable hipster hoes

Posted By on Wed, Sep 11, 2019 at 1:22 PM

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I keep seeing chicks these days that look so unattractive, who clearly do the most when it comes to fashion trends. However, they would probably look a hell of a lot prettier if they actually did nothing. Like for instance, I saw this chick that would probably look pretty cute, IF she hadn't shaved off the sides of her head and put on these wacky square eyeglass frames with the bar across the top of the lenses (are they even prescription)? A lot of chicks are wearing those weird mom jeans rolled up halfway up their calves, clothes from the ’80s, blue lipstick and all kinds of craziness. Gurls be lookin tore up from the floor up! You are never going to meet a man looking like that. That's OK, I'll take all the men for myself, you keep fuglying yourself up with these weird-ass trends.
—Ain’t Mad At Ya
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Thursday, August 15, 2019

The dumpster fire that is Facebook grievance peddling

Posted By on Thu, Aug 15, 2019 at 10:06 AM

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Wow. Just wow! What a clinical narcissist you are, princess! So you make a 3D ass out of yourself and we're supposed to care why? I watched your insipid video, but sorry, Hon, the driver was right! I'm a parent, and a responsible one. Your daughter's head was at seat level in that ridiculous toy! What the hell is wrong with you? Seems the driver cared more about your child than you did.

Get on a commercial flight and pull this shit! There's no difference. Seems you have a problem with a simple request to properly seat a child for safety's sake. Shame on you!!!
—Let's Hear It For Parent Of The Year: The Oscar Goes To…
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Tuesday, August 6, 2019

STOP TAKING MY PAPER RECYCLING!!!

Posted By on Tue, Aug 6, 2019 at 8:24 AM

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I can't put my paper and plastic (with no refundables) out the night prior because you steal the entire street's recycling!! WTF?? Knock it off, weirdos. I'm starting to hate this city because of trespassing idiots that do shit like this.
—Normal citizen
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Monday, August 5, 2019

Can I dump a kid in a compost bin?

Posted By on Mon, Aug 5, 2019 at 1:21 PM

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I'm cleaning my motorbike in my driveway. Kids walk by, one of them looks at me, crosses onto my lawn and dumps my compost bin over. I chased him, but am out of shape. I will catch him and paddle his little ass. Call the police—I don't care. Kids are not held responsible, so I will make him responsible.
—Leave my property alone
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Tuesday, July 9, 2019

Pick at home and cover your mouth

Posted By on Tue, Jul 9, 2019 at 8:17 AM

Seriously? You believe the best place to pick at your fly bites and scabs is at the bus stop and on the bus? Not only were you picking—not scratching, but full on picking—your fly bites and scabs, but then you were wiping the blood onto your legs, arms and the bus seat. Come the hell on! How were you raised? No one wants to see that shit. It's disgusting. Then to top it all off you start sneezing with your yap wide open spreading your snot and spit all over the place for all to enjoy. Thanks so much for that. The topper to all of this was the huge wad of spit you graciously left on the side of the street before getting on the bus. Grow up and get some manners. I feel bad for whomever had to sit next to you on the bus.
—Wishing for some hand sanitizer
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Friday, July 5, 2019

Barbecue bigot

Posted By on Fri, Jul 5, 2019 at 10:00 AM

To the fat-ass  who went out of his way to interrupt my wife and her friends while they were conversing amongst themselves in their native language to tell them that they should speak in English, here’s what you should do: Mind your own fucking business.  I bet you felt like a real big shot harassing three Filipino ladies who were just trying to enjoy an outdoor event. Are you such a fragile failure of a human being that the thought of someone from a different cultural background demands that you harass them for it?

My wife was nicer than I would have been and somehow humoured your bullshit, even though she knew what you were saying was wrong. 

Oh, your grandfather was responsible for immigrants being here (whatever THAT means)? So fucking what? What right would that give YOU to tell anyone what they can and can’t say to each other, or in what language they do it?  In what language do you need to be told that we have freedom of expression in this country before that sinks in, moron?  Was your grandfather the one of driving people from their homes in the first place?  Is that what you meant? Well, your sad existence certainly attests to that possibility. 

My wife and her friends put it behind them and I’ve tried to do the same, but days later this still gnaws at me.  I want to believe that we are better than this and that cowards like you are a shrinking minority.  I want to be able to ignore this as the ranting of some asshole, but I can’t because saying nothing just emboldens dipshits like you.  Silence is complicity.  I was born and raised here and I will not be complicit in letting a limp-dick piece of shit like you be the face of my home.
—Pissed-off Nova Scotian


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Tuesday, June 25, 2019

It's not actually my job

Posted By on Tue, Jun 25, 2019 at 11:19 AM

You never know how disrespectful and messy people are until you work at a gym. For some reason, members LOVE to neglect cleaning up after themselves. Every day plates are left on the ground, yoga mats not rolled up—or they're just draped carelessly OVER the other neatly rolled mats. There's equipment being moved to different rooms and left there. Who raised you??? I don't know what you think I'm supposed to do, but it's not my job to clean up your messes. I once had to clean up some lady's WET HAIR that had fallen out while showering. I'm not out here trying to clean up YOUR HAIR. CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF.
—Disgruntled employee
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Tuesday, April 9, 2019

Toughie townie trash

Posted By on Tue, Apr 9, 2019 at 11:00 AM

Since moving to downtown Dartmouth, I sure don't find the people to be very friendly here. One day, while walking home, I noticed a man slumped over a wall in front of the drugstore. I wondered if he was okay and looked back to check. My concern was met with an irate woman who was standing a few feet away. She started yelling at me, calling me a "fat bitch" for "checking out her man".

"Why would anyone be trying to pick up someone who looks half dead on the sidewalk, unless it was to get him medical attention?" I replied. "Nobody is interested in your man. Relax." But she kept screaming, even calling me a "faggot" in her utter rage. I guess you're insecure and so that's why you felt the need to insult another woman's body.

Then, I go to get on an elevator in a building in the neighbourhood and I notice there's already a guy inside. He's busy texting on his cell phone. I walk on the elevator. He looks up and says, "after you, white man" before walking off. I reply, "I am a native woman".

No wonder citizens don't stop to help other citizens anymore. If you fall on the ice in winter, don't be surprised when no one stops to help you up. You never know if someone is going to appreciate it, or if they're going to go ballistic on you for no reason! You just can risk engaging with anyone anymore. There are just too many junkies, antisocials and psychos in this town. Just know that I will defend myself against these verbal attacks every chance I get and will defend myself against physical ones as well with a swift take-down maneuver.
—Don't fuck with me

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Monday, March 25, 2019

To the anti-anti-vaxers

Posted By on Mon, Mar 25, 2019 at 3:37 PM

You are just as bad as pro-lifers. If it’s not your body then it’s not your business, ya dingus.
—Frig off
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Tuesday, February 26, 2019

How heartless can you be?

Posted By on Tue, Feb 26, 2019 at 12:28 PM

I am a cashier at a store in Halifax. Today we were collecting donations for the Bahor family, a Syrian family whose seven children died in a tragic fire earlier this month. I was so happy that people readily opened their hearts and their wallets to make a donation on behalf of the family, including a young boy who gave $1 from his pocket money because he wanted to do something for them. What I did find disheartening was the one woman who instead of just saying "No thanks" or "Not today" replied that unless she was given a tax receipt for her $2 donation, she was not interested in donating to the family. What a heartless bitch. Thank you to all the kind people who took the time to donate to this poor family today.
—You Can Stick Your Tax Receipt, Bitch
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Monday, December 17, 2018

Where is your common sense?

Posted By on Mon, Dec 17, 2018 at 4:58 PM

What has happened to our world where common sense and decency prevailed? We have people begging for money in Halifax for food, clothing and shelter. We have judges not providing support to woman with children. We have employers who allow employees to be rude and disrespectful to their customers and fellow staff. Everyone is struggling financially and the rates go up. Everyone is struggling with sick relatives or friends. A little kindness could help.
—A little more self awareness goes a long long way
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