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Wednesday, January 29, 2020

When friendship turns to henshit

Posted By on Wed, Jan 29, 2020 at 9:15 AM

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There's a special place in hell for "friends" who date their friend's exes without a care or a second thought. Apparently you've never heard of girl code. I guess loyalty is too much to expect in friendships of today's climate, but would a little common consideration be too much to ask? There's a whole city's worth of available men you could date, but you chose someone who used me, manipulated me and then cheated on me. Sneaking around, exchanging numbers and seeing him behind my back on the downlow. How would you feel if one of your friends did that to you, and started hanging with your ex who had treated you poorly? It's quite clear he is using you too, in a narcissistic attempt to get me back or to get back at me. Quit pretending to be some empath online. You don't even know the meaning of empathy, you self-serving phony! I was going to warn you about him but I think I'll let you find out for yourself what you're in store for with him: a season of ruination. — Farewell Fairweather Foe
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Sunday, January 26, 2020

Watch out for that spider!

Posted By on Sun, Jan 26, 2020 at 4:11 PM

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New dude on the scene got you interested? Seems to always be flirting with you without really saying anything? Got a sob story about why he's here that seems too good to be true? Yeah, it is. Get the back story. His gender politics are shit, he's really hurt a lot of people and just moves on. (PS - He doesn't even wanna fuck you. He just wants to make sure his garden gets watered.) — The Last Fly

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Thursday, January 23, 2020

Racial profiling

Posted By on Thu, Jan 23, 2020 at 10:30 AM


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acist and dirty cops, power-hungry cops who use excessive force and arrest people for no reason, need to be stopped. I can't believe that poor woman was punched in the face in front of her children! I was pushed face-first toward the concrete by a cop before with extreme force, I almost had my teeth knocked out, and if I hadn't put my hands there to catch my fall… I too did nothing illegal. HRM needs to screen their officers better and start sensitivity training. Stop hiring these racists, criminals and hot heads to protect us. Go arrest some actual criminals and stop this excessive force toward women who have done nothing wrong! You should be ashamed of yourself. —I’ll Be At The Protest

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Saturday, January 11, 2020

Let’s all learn how to do our garbage in 2020

Posted By on Sat, Jan 11, 2020 at 9:50 AM

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Dear south end students: You’ve been living in what were formerly single-family homes for what, four months now? It doesn’t matter where you came from, in Halifax, there’s a law: we compost. That’s what the big green garbage can that is assigned to your house by the city is for. It’s not for your garbage and plastic crap. If you keep filling it with crap, it will keep not getting emptied on garbage day. And it will get so heavy that no one will be able to move it off the curb, where you annoyingly leave it. So, learn to compost, get the crap out of your green bin (yes, your problem!) and learn how to “do” garbage in 2020 (hint, there’s an app!). After half a year in school here, you got this! Signed, your non-rodent-loving neighbours.
Non-rodent-loving Neighbour
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Thursday, December 19, 2019

Spreading narcissism

Posted By on Thu, Dec 19, 2019 at 9:29 AM

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If you genuinely want to create and spread love, just show up and be loving. It needs no public announcement or heralding on high to make you feel good about yourself. A Humble Heart
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Friday, December 13, 2019

More Halifax driver fury

Posted By on Fri, Dec 13, 2019 at 12:51 PM

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It must’ve been hilarious to almost hit me with your car and watch me jump back because you weren't looking. It's really too bad you didn't take up my offer when I asked you to get out of your car right then, or even the second time when you pulled up on me trying to scare me. Nah homie, get out of the car—I'm not fucking playing. You think it's funny to almost take someone's life? Let's laugh together next time. This isn't the first time, either. This happens daily and now I'm on a warpath for Halifax drivers who don't think they need to pay attention to pedestrians.
—Come Find Out
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Wednesday, December 11, 2019

Sidewalk etiquette

Posted By on Wed, Dec 11, 2019 at 3:25 PM

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I was walking down the sidewalk today when I was literally forced off it by two women walking side by side. I had to step around their selfish asses and got a headful of water running off the shop's eavestrough above, ruining my hair! Learn some sidewalk etiquette, people! If you're walking down the sidewalk with another person, merge right and fall into single file so the person coming toward you can pass. Share the sidewalk, assholes. Next time, I'll yell right in your face to "MOVE bitch!" The same goes for people in stores who leave their shopping wagon in the middle of the narrow aisles and pretend they don't see you trying to get around them. You are not the only person on earth. Get some couth, you damn dickheads!
—Fellow Citizen
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Tuesday, December 3, 2019

Alcholic lady

Posted By on Tue, Dec 3, 2019 at 5:43 PM

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To the lady who was drinking a blueberry soda with 6% alchol in it heres a message straight to your face GO TO THE BARS AND DRINK YOUR ALCHOL THERE STOP DRINKING IN A "certin"store i work in i know your that same stupit lady who drinks wine i know you have a drinking problem i know EXCITLE who you are and what you look like your tall got long hair and you always smell like alchol for fuck sake stop bringing and sneaking your fucken alchole in to a certin store go to the bars and drink there and stay there for good you alchol bitch ill be checking all the garbages to see where your alchol can is so again GO TO THE FUCKEN BARS AND KEEP YOUR ALCHOL PROBLEM THAT YOU HAVE AND STAY THERE FOR GOOD! never come back to a "certin" store again!!!!
—I Still Know Who You Are Dont Make Me Have To Tell You Twice!
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Wednesday, November 27, 2019

Landlords, get your shit together

Posted By on Wed, Nov 27, 2019 at 3:58 PM

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I’ve been seriously looking for a somewhat affordable apartment (an impossible task even going way out of my budget) and wanna say a BIG FUCK YOU to every landlord who puts up a December 1st apartment ONE OR TWOS WEEKS away from that date. You know people have to put a notice in, right? If I put in my notice and can’t find a place I’ll be fucking homeless. Also $1,000 for a BACHELOR?! I’m sure being a landlord is stressful SO DON’T BE ONE if you can’t handle it. I make $17 dollars and hour and I’ll be homeless thanks to all you greedy fucks who post apartments for rent a week before you can move in.
—I Just Want A Place To Call Home
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Friday, November 15, 2019

Dirty man

Posted By on Fri, Nov 15, 2019 at 9:40 AM

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I am calling out the man with racist tattoos who always wears the same sweater. This man has been tested positive for HIV and is still sleeping around with women UNPROTECTED. This man has raised his hands to every woman I know of that he had relations with, and then cries afterwards. He's a racist bitch ass woman beater everyone should be aware of.
—C.N.
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Tuesday, November 5, 2019

Enough is enough

Posted By on Tue, Nov 5, 2019 at 2:25 PM

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How many more HRP and RCMP officers are going to be arrested and charged with serious crimes such as domestic assaults, theft and DUIs, only to have the charges dropped, before there is call for a public inquiry. Apparently the only people the police are serving and protecting are their own. All police officers must be held to a higher standard than the average citizen!
—A Disgruntled Taxpayer
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Friday, October 18, 2019

Help us

Posted By on Fri, Oct 18, 2019 at 10:13 AM

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My beloved non-profit is being driven literally into the ground, by the same sociopathic manager of another NGO referenced in The Coast a few years back. God help us and our service users. When the provincial funders act, it'll be too late. Heart-breaking to watch.
—Helpless
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Thursday, October 10, 2019

Inconsiderate sushi thieves

Posted By on Thu, Oct 10, 2019 at 10:11 AM

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To the couple who walked out on their bill at a certain downtown sushi restaurant: I was your server and I had to pay for your $45 meal and tip out to the kitchen on it as well. What is wrong with you? Do you enjoy taking advantage of others and causing people stress for no good reason other than to benefit yourselves? That's pretty pathetic if you ask me. I thought we had a nice interaction, but maybe you are just good at hiding what awful people you are. I hope karma comes back to bite you at some point. If you are reading this and want to make things right then drop by the restaurant, apologize and pay for the nice dining experience that you essentially stole from me. And thanks again for ruining the rest of my shift, what you did really threw me off.
—Sad Tuna

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Thursday, September 12, 2019

Tall lady with dark hair

Posted By on Thu, Sep 12, 2019 at 10:31 AM

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To the tall lady with dark hair who spoke to me today at the grocery store, saying you must really love your job bla bla bla and here's to you. I know now it's you who keeps drinking in the bathrooms. I know now it was you who put that beer can in the middle garbage. Do yourself a favour you bitch: GO TO THE FUCKEN BARS AND DRINK THERE STOP DRINKING AT THE GROCERY STORE FOR FUCK SAKE! Do you even know what a bar is duuuuuuhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Take your alcholicisum and go drink at the bars, don't butter me up anymore with your "oh you're so good at your job" crap! It didn't work so fuck you bitch, go drink at the bars!
—I Know Now It's You!
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Wednesday, September 11, 2019

Unfashionable hipster hoes

Posted By on Wed, Sep 11, 2019 at 1:22 PM

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I keep seeing chicks these days that look so unattractive, who clearly do the most when it comes to fashion trends. However, they would probably look a hell of a lot prettier if they actually did nothing. Like for instance, I saw this chick that would probably look pretty cute, IF she hadn't shaved off the sides of her head and put on these wacky square eyeglass frames with the bar across the top of the lenses (are they even prescription)? A lot of chicks are wearing those weird mom jeans rolled up halfway up their calves, clothes from the ’80s, blue lipstick and all kinds of craziness. Gurls be lookin tore up from the floor up! You are never going to meet a man looking like that. That's OK, I'll take all the men for myself, you keep fuglying yourself up with these weird-ass trends.
—Ain’t Mad At Ya
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